Can we stop with this?

"Funktheduck" (funktheduck) 12/21/2015 at 15:23 • Filed to: None

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No car sounds like sex. The exaggerated metaphor doesn’t even work.

Unless you’re Ray Wert.

Seriously, this cliché is beyond cliché.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Funktheduck 12/21/2015 at 15:33

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I don’t think we can stop it..unless the car said ‘no’

Future next gen S2000 owner > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 12/21/2015 at 15:58

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No means drink more in bro land.

djmt1 > Funktheduck 12/21/2015 at 16:02

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Well my V12 sounds like a threesome on a Battleship in a chocolate fountain with dinosaurs wrestling in the background.

Wait, what were we talking about again?

Rainbow > Funktheduck 12/21/2015 at 16:11

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You mean cars don’t sound like a light, constant, fleshy slapping with the occasional grunt and/or hard exhale?

Ike > Funktheduck 12/21/2015 at 16:16

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I don’t know, I kinda make car noises when having sex.

Braaap braap braap, baaaaAaaaa and we're done

Funktheduck > djmt1 12/21/2015 at 16:16

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I think we were talking about the mating habits of the left winged dingle finch

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 12/21/2015 at 16:21

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Well, it certainly didn’t say yes.

Funktheduck > Rainbow 12/21/2015 at 16:41

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In essence, yes.

TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! > Rainbow 12/21/2015 at 16:41

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That needs to be an option on Teslas and other electric cars. It would certainly gain attention.

TahoeSTi > Funktheduck 12/21/2015 at 18:27

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Maybe you’re doing it wrong.